Hipsters are the worst. As they point their condescending fingers at you, strike back with this fashionable "Death to Hipsters" T-shirt. Say no to skinny jeans. Say no to ironic thrift store clothing. Say no to fedoras. All proceeds gained from the purchase of this shirt goes directly to the Spoken Thought Foundation. Buy this shirt now and you'll be able to say, "I listened to Spoken Thought before they were cool."
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Embrace your inner primate with this offering from the Turman Collection. There are two people in this world: those who want and those who take. What will YOU do when your adrenal glands are pumping as you find yourself in a fight or flight situation? Are you going to back down like a sadsack or are you going to take what is rightfully yours. This concrete jungle is YOURS. Dominate.
